Nachos first. Questions never.
Mexico by way of vegan cheese science — loaded nachos, folded quesadillas, tacos that require a napkin strategy.
If it is not a little messy, you are holding it wrong.
Texcoco is the counter for people who think sharing is a suggestion. Jackfruit drumsticks, burritos built like care packages, corn on the cob that understands summer blockbuster lighting.
We are pro-crunch, pro-salsa, and pro-ordering one more round because the group chat said "just a bite" and lied.
Like the best streaming finale: high stakes, hot sauce, someone definitely says "we need napkins."